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Yes, it’s true that most girls fall for teddy bears and flowers and all that crap, but give me some sexy guys playing music on a stage, a new single and a good cover song and I’m sold.

Just to get you out of my little day dream and up to speed – a couple of us made our way to The Rustic Theatre in Lonehill for the release of the new EVOLVER single “Are We Listening?”. New singles mean new albums, so keep an eye out for “Evolution” that is on its way to the shelves. Nice.

A great thing about the whole Evolver team is that they know how to look after their fans. It is clearly apparent by the size of the crowd; the sit around vs. sing along ratio; and the fact that I had to park my car near some ditch in the gravel and not in a cushy parking bay near the door.

The guys opened with their new single putting the crowd straight into party mode. They kept the momentum going with favorites off their “Get Up” and “What’s the Story?” albums, and entertained the crowd with their on stage banter and all around top quality show.

My personal highlights were the cover of The Beatles’ “Revolution” as well as the new song “Say You Will”, (which has officially topped Lily Allen’s “Not Fair” as my 2009-catchiest-song-of-the-year) – Well Done guys!

There were mixed feelings about the 7de Laan Afrikaans rendition of the live act favorite, “Stronger”. It seemed to make an impact though, as the crowd proceeded to sing the English version between each song that followed. This seemed to entertain, but not entirely convince the band to play it, so they should see our attempts as a kind gesture, because giving back is always good – and we hope the band enjoyed it!

So there I was…blown away yet again by this totally underrated band that made for one unforgettable night…and here I thought I had shaken off my groupie status! See you at the next one.



There were rumours that the crowds were going to avoid Coke Zero Fest this year. The line up seemed to be the guilty party in this decision, but after last year’s bands, you can only feel a bit cheated.

Two days before the actual festival, Bullet For My Valentine and Red Jumpsuit Apparatus cancelled for some pathetic reasons. I thought there would be a further dip in numbers, so things weren’t looking too good.

(FYI: Bullet For My Valentine were NOT “in studio” that weekend…they were playing our gig in someone else’s country that week. Losers.)

Thankfully, however, the rumours were just those, and the crowd poured into Riversands Farm. Most people were relieved to get out of the traffic jam that snaked it’s way down William Nicol, but what makes for the full experience of Coke Zero Fest without taking two hours to drive six kilometers?

When we arrived, Foto Na Dance were playing drearily in the background. We had missed One Day Remains which left me a little bleak, but we did get there in time to see Evolver.

Band lesson No. 1: When international acts cancel two days before a festival, call up the organisers. You could end up sharing the stage with Oasis. Good going guys!! Joburg love Evolver. Really. I have seen this guys play on many occasions, and they have suddenly picked up a massive following. It was great not being the only one singing along, and they really kicked off the Coke Zero Fest vibe!

There were the usual selection of SA bands to keep the crowds entertained while standing in a queue at the beer tent. Nobody I wouldn’t have expected to be there, but as an SA music junkie – I’m pretty easy to please.

Cassette were next, so it was around then that we thought it was a good idea to get some Nandos. I was really hoping that their new album would make them, you know, good. But it doesn’t. Their new songs sound just like the old ones. I know they have plenty fans, but despite the amounts of chances I have given this band, they are just not one I can get into. After my chicken burger, I put my headphones in and listened to aKing on my iPod.

Cape Town rockers The Dirty Skirts were great. There older songs are quite clearly more popular than their newer, record label dictated sound, but they were great fun to watch.

Zebra and Giraffe are undoubtably SA’s top act at the moment. I love everything about these guys. Their songs are catchy, original and addictive, and their live act is of international standards. They have set a new benchmark is music, style, performance and sound. They made the sunset slot a perfect one.

Panic! At The Disco were really fun to watch. I wasn’t too sure about them at the start of their set, but really got into it a few songs down. A mixture between Fall Out Boy and Kaiser Chiefs can only promise a good time. They are one of those bands that you can see are just having as much fun as they possibly can on stage and inviting us all along for the ride. They forgot their lyrics and swore a lot, but put on a good enough show to attain more fans. Good times!

I took a bit of a walk around the Golden Circle with the intention of casually ‘bumping’ into a certain someone. That, sadly, never happened, but by the time the lights were dimming and the crowd was stirring, I had found myself lodged within a huge mass of people no further that two meters from the stage.

I can’t begin to explain how amazing Snow Patrol are as a live act. Seeing them so up close and personal has been one of those experiences that wont leave me for a very long time. As South Africa was one of the stops on their world tour, we got the entire show with plenty lights, visuals and effects. Kick yourself now if you missed them.

They really were brilliant and have great interaction with the crowd. They seem like an awesome bunch of guys and the singer, Gary Lightbody, has an incredibly sexy accent. They have nudged their way into my list of five top live acts (yes – they are THAT good), and I really hope they decide to come back soon…even though I didn’t get to hook up anyone with during ‘Chasing Cars’ like every other person in my direct vicinity. Sigh. Moving on…

Now I know I am going to be slated regardless of what I say here, but Oasis really were crap. The only reason people say they were good is because it is cool to say so. Granted, I only did stay for three songs (and would never usually judge a band on such a limited time), and apparently they did end the show with a Beatles cover, so maybe some people have a point. Not a strong enough point though, to get me to sit in another two hours of traffic. So we headed out, with Snow Patrol playing in our heads and wondering who will be invited, who will show up, and who will cancel last minute for Coke Zero Fest 2010. I have some great ideas…



{August 2, 2009}   YBSA…The End
The rumour is true. I know this…because I started it.

YOURBANDSOUTHAFRICA is no longer.

Between Steve, Clauds and I we have decided to call it quits. “Why?” you may ask, “Why stop now at the pinicle of your reviewing career and at a time when SA music is better than it has ever been?” may run through your thoughts. Well…in true Steve Stevens style, like true champions, we decided to quit while we’re ahead. It doesn’t feel as good as people say. It’s kind of sad really.

So now is the time for all the thank you’s, we’ll miss you’s, it’s been great’s and all that jazz. In all honesty…it has. It’s been the most awesome time really. We have made so many friends and enemies it’s hard to keep up! From the music that made our ears bleed to the incredible, and usually unknown, bands that give us full hope that SA music is going to be a global phenominon. We are so honored to have been a part of something so much bigger than what we thought we were getting ourselves into, and greatful that you have all let us be honest about our experiences and been so receptive to all our crazy ideas and antics.

What will we take with us? Everything from the makeshift MySpace site in the “old” YOURBANDSUCKSASS days with our Wall of Shame, Suckass bands, Worst song ever to the YOURBANDSOUTHAFRICA days of Kickass band, Dirty band boys and girls, Send a rand to save a band, the revealing of the true Steve Stevens. We were treated like royalty which was kinda weird while on other occassions our opinions were insulted…sometimes to the point of threats to shut down our site. We had a kickass birthday party; reviewed over 100 bands in less than a year; hung out back stage; got free tickets to gigs; free CDs; got to write for some top SA music sites and see our names in “neon”. Wow…so many more things…you just need to take a look through the reviews – they are all there – every gig…

Whats happening now?

You will still be seing the odd review here and there, so keep an eye out. We will still be hanging out at gigs – it is still a true passion. We are all on Facebook, so please friend request us as we want to keep in contact with everyone who shares in our love for the SA music scene. Individually:

STEVE STEVENS is going to bum around in the appartment he bought after winning a lucky game of poker at Monte Casino and is going to drink beer and get fat and…He doesn’t really exist, so we’ll leave it at that.

CLAUDIA COUTSIDES is going to be travelling to the UK – their music scene has NO idea of what they are in for.

KERRY-ANNE FALLER (me)…I am busy working and also managing a band called Finding Noah (a YBSA recommendation – it had to be done!).

We have full confidence that all our kick ass bands are going to do just that…kick some serious ass! You know who you are!

Now for some big THANK YOUs that really have to be done…these people are all really cool in our books!

The bands. All of you.The good ones, the bad ones, the questionable ones…we love you all – it was because of you guys and for all you guys that we did this.
The band members of the kick ass bands – continue writing, loving, inspiring…it’s a hard industry with little support and money but it can be done!
The band members of the suck ass bands – support the scene…quit your band (that’s a comment from Steve)
Candice and Deane…BIG THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! For the good times. For the drinks. For dealing with our silliness…none of this could have been marginally possible without you guys.
The managers…Tash, Cher, Morgan – you are doing some amazing stuff, thank you for including us in everything.
“Our” bands, Evolver and Voodoo Child – thank you for making us feel like part of what you are doing.
The Parlotones for keeping us endlessly entertained with their awesome interviews. Glen, for always being willing to help out in any way.
Gareth (Gravity Wins Again) for being such a big fan with such a big heart and for keeping such a big secret. You are going to do so well.
Klement (Vile Minds) for hooking us up with the cool friend request program…we salute you in the name of spam.
Stay Astray…thanks for playing at our party.
The Privates…for never complaining about being on our Wall of Shame from Day 1.
Bel…our Durban/International reviewer – your writing put ours to shame.
Erin…for being Steve’s girlfriend. Ha ha.
Richard (Music Industry Online) – we’re still available for concerts…we’ll keep in touch. YBSA loves www.mio.co.za
Lesedi (Next Movement) for seeing the potential – sorry it all happened too late…we will keep you updated – things can only get bigger from here! (www.nextmovement.co.za)
There are so many people to thank, and I know it sounds lame, but EVERYONE who had a part to play – especially the band members who were always our most loyal fans.
I really hope I havent missed anyone. Oh man. Steve wouldn’t care, but we do.

So that’s it.
That was YBSA.
See you around…

Regards,
Steve

P.S. Check out the last review. It’s of the myepic EP posted in the YOURBANDSOUTHAFRICA group.
:)



The Blues Room has aircon! People…that changes everything about the venue. Having everything you wore while sweating it out in a dingy, dull room smelling like smoke, is now a distant memory giving the bands more attention. I arrived in a grumpy mood – only going out because it beat sitting around at home feeling sorry for myself. Who knew that an evening with kick ass bands would be the solution. This is really something I should know by now!

THE SLICKERS opened the evening with a great set. I’m starting to recognise a few of their songs making my favourite past time of singing along a reality. Every time I hear this band I love them more. You can see they love what they do and they perform as if it is just a part of their day where playing a gig is routine. Regardless of the size of the crowd or the reaction to their songs, they always play a fantastic set and put their all into it.

A YBSA favourite EVOLVER were there to play two sets which made the rest of the evening a killer one. With a new album in the cards – due to be released within the next few months – their set is more varied than we have ever seen. While integrating the new songs with the older ones, and emitting great stage presence and crowd interaction, they are one of the best bands you will ever see live. “Go all the way” is still a firm favourite, but I see many new singles on the horizon. Their new songs are stronger, radio friendly and still unmistakably Evolver. Pete’s voice is becoming distinctively recognisable and the band is becoming a household name.

Evolver are moving up quickly enough to land some great sponsorship deals. These included Jose Cuervo Tequila as well as Pulsate clothing. So if you are looking for some great music and free alcohol from a group of styling (and good looking) guys…an Evolver gig is the place to be!

By the end of the evening, I had cheered up completely. My bad mood was gone, and I was already looking at my diary to see when they were playing again. Shot guys!

Want to know a bit more about what happens behind the scene in the life of Evolver? Look no further! We are currently interviewing the guys, so keep an eye out for their secrets.



{August 2, 2009}   WOODSTOCK 9
The reason we ended up wading through thick mud, ruining our shoes and spending a lot of time trying to find shelter from the rain, was a great one: WOODSTOCK 9. On arrival in Harrismith we were welcomed by the “half way to Durban” stop Wimpy, some Llamas as well as a torrential rainstorm.

Wisely, we had booked into a B&B in the middle of town, which had a Victorian bath, a comfy bed and an Ouma that found it priority to lock us out (twice) and wake us up early (twice). But it was dry, warm and not a tent, which we decided was a prerequisite for this weekend.

Our first words on arriving at the venue are best not repeated, but we were there for all the great bands, and we’d been through worse…I think.

By this time, the rain had slightly mellowed into a drizzle and most people started leaving their tents. The main stage was the only one that wasn’t covered, but this didn’t stop a small crowd that stood around to watch JOSIE FIELD’s set. I have always liked her music and she really played a great gig. A bigger stage suits her. She doesn’t look nearly as depressed as she does sitting on a chair at Tanz, and this made it all really enjoyable.

HARRIS TWEED played on one of the covered stages, which was a good thing because it was around then when the rain started belting down again. Only Cheri and Darryl played which I found odd, as the rest of the band would have brought up the tempo a bit to fit in with this type of event. There is never any doubt about Harris Tweed not being able to play a great set and that Cheri’s voice would be a highlight – this gig was no exception. They (apparently) had a few sound difficulties, and we weren’t sure why they would have expected such fancy equipment to work in a tent, on a field, in the rain, in the Free State, but this didn’t stop them from giving it their all and the crowd was loving it.

The only reason we endured the rain for one of TASHA BAXTER’s songs, was because a friend of mine was part of the band and we wanted to show him our support. What we heard consisted of the same old, average, radio friendly pop songs, which she sang to a handful of people holding umbrellas.

Around this part of the day, the only person who wasn’t distracted by the weather was a man dressed as Borat in ‘the’ green costume running around with “Re-Play” written across his butt. Great advertising strategy guys!

FEVERTREE got us out from under the Samsung promotions marquee, which we were hiding in because it was dry and there were chairs. After handing out a few broachers we made a quick run for it to the stage. Fevertree haven’t been much of a favourite of late, but with a few gigs under the new band member’s belts, they were really impressive. By their last song, “Friday I’m in Love”, they had attracted quite a huge crowd, which is great for a band that I see going places. Again.

Finally the rain had stopped, the sun was close to setting, there was a huge rainbow throughout the sky, and FARRYL PURKISS was on stage. Things couldn’t get much better. He hails from Durban and tours the world, so it was great to see him playing again. Not just a pretty face (sorry, but it is), he is also very talented. He’s South Africa’s answer to Jack Johnson and performs like any man with an acoustic guitar singing solo on stage should.

I don’t remember much about THE HELLPHONES set, but I do have photos to prove I was there. I don’t remember them being bad, and I think this was the band that had good stage presence. I also think this was the first time during the weekend that we bumped into fellow band supporter Juan, from the now no more Stay Astray. (I told you I’d get your name into the review). He’s a party animal…always great to be around.

Friday’s highlight was definitely EVOLVER. More and more people just kept coming to the main stage throughout the set and by the last song, they had attracted a huge crowd. These guys know how to party, how to drink Tequila and how to perform their hearts out – making them one of the most talked about acts of the festival. They will be playing throughout South Africa over the next few weeks, so make sure you get to see them while you have the chance. These guys are headed right down the road to Rock n Roll stardom.

We could hear PRIME CIRCLE playing in the background while we were trying out our cool new Wellingtons in the mud and puddles. A Prime Circle gig is a Prime Circle gig, and I doubt they brought anything new or interesting along to this set. As predicted, their remake of “As long as I’m here” got the crowd singing along – and a big crowd it was.

SATURDAY was great. The sun was shining and there was so much more on the go. There were people with a death wish doing some crazy things on motorbikes and generally everyone was a lot happier that they didn’t wake up in a leaking tent.

On a mission to find Fire Through The Window, we ended up watching the band GENTLY SCAR’D. We caught their last few songs and they weren’t bad. They weren’t particularly good either although they did attract a small crowd.

CHIX WITH STIX was another band that we listened to from the flea market area. We’ve seen them before, and these girls are amazing. The concept is as great as their talent and they are always cool to see. I wouldn’t watch them too often though as the novelty could wear off – but I would recommend them to anyone. It was all going well until someone (we didn’t bother to find out who) decided to sing. It was bad. It was like they were being punk’d or something. It ruined the atmosphere a bit, but at least it was just limited to one song giving the girls enough time to redeem themselves.

We finally found FIRE THROUGH THE WINDOW! There had been some Durban reviews about them on YBSA, so keen to see what they could do. I really loved them from the beginning of their set. They have two lead vocalists and both he and she have fantastic voices. All their songs were great and they really kept my attention throughout the whole set. This is what I love about what we do. There are so many great bands that are seldom given a chance and we do what we can to get their name out there. So, if you are in the Durban area, Fire Through the Window are a YBSA recommendation.

Next was the gig we had been most eager to see. Firstly, because we had just got a copy of their EP and could now sing along; secondly, that they are just brilliant; and thirdly, because we’d never seen them playing on a big stage and were putting them to the test…YBSA style. VOODOO CHILD really changed the whole vibe of the day. Their performance, image and skill are up there with any top band, and they seemed to attract the whole venue’s attention. Mel (the singer, not the spice girl), who features on their EP, joined Lebo on stage for the album’s first track “Megalomaniac”. Each band member has his own character, which mixed together, works wonders. This is one live act you cannot miss, and if you never thought keyboards were cool, you have to watch Alan – he will give you a new outlook because, damn, he makes them funky.

I love watching LONEHILL ESTATE. Not only do they play great music, but they are always very entertaining. Nathan Ro seems to take on a whole new character with every song and is a pro at getting the crowd involved. Their set makes you laugh, dance, jump around and wait to see what is next up their sleeve. Yip, another one we would highly recommend.

The only reason we made any effort to watch SWIVELFOOT was because Fuzigish named them the best up and coming punk band in SA. That, and Juan (the very same one I mentioned before) was handing out flyers, and he generally has good taste. (Again dude…you owe me). We also never pass up the opportunity to see people skank – gets me every time! As for the band: Wow…what a great performance. Kick yourself now if you missed it and keep an eye out for their gigs because they are going large. Quick.

What’s the drug that makes you feel invincible? There was some ‘brave’ guy on that drug who decided that climbing the lighting rig was a grand idea. With no paramedics in sight, some skankers decided to pull him down which he, in turn, read as encouragement to make it to the top. The band suggested shaking the tent but that didn’t take. Someone eventually convinced him otherwise, and he only ended up falling about seven feet before hitting the ground. He got up and carried on dancing like it hadn’t happened. Weird.

Back at the main stage, NEW ACADEMICS were just starting their set. Being a virtually unknown band, they were the real dark horse of the festival. By now, most people were relaxing/eating lunch/sitting under the trees and despite all the chatting, eating and drinking, most people’s attention was drawn back towards the stage. They were really very good, and from where we were sitting, seemed full of energy and had loads of character. They are the only new band who’s album I bought (for 60 bucks – sweet deal), so look out for a review on that. Until then I’m going to try see them as much as possible because I’m smelling a new Kickass Band around this corner.

Leading up to Woodstock there have been a few ‘Battle for Woodstock’ gigs/competitions on the run. I was really keen to see this year’s BATTLE WINNER, surely it was going to be someone good…but I was wrong. They were really one of the saddest winning anything, so sad in fact that I didn’t bother to find out their name. Saw some great bands at one of the ‘Battle’ gigs, so fear not, the future is still safe, bright and sunny.

MYEPIC had offered us a copy of their new EP, which is what brought Steve Stevens to Woodstock in the first place. We had seen them a few times before, but this gig was unbelievable. The power and the energy behind it were addictive and it all just seemed to end too soon. They have a fantastic new bassist who moves around more than any of the other band members. He’s the kind of guy that can go to a party on his own, not speak to anyone, and still have a really good time. Jeff and Grant give the band so much character, and for such a new band they really have a very distinct sound. See you at their next gig in the front row.

We have been intending to see NIEMAND for a while and they were pretty good. Very relaxed around all the madness going on everywhere else, but they still attracted a big crowd. The vocals were a bit soft initially, but the sound-man (who looked a bit like George Bush) was on the ball.

We stumbled across HIKATORI by mistake. And what a great mistake that was. I’d heard the name but had no idea that the band was going to be that good. They have a different set up to most bands from what I could see standing near the back, which was quite refreshing, and they have a very powerful stage act. See them.

We tore ourselves away as we were actually on our way to see KIDOFDOOM. For an instrumental band, they are surprisingly fantastic. I do enjoy singing along though, so a bit tough because humming doesn’t quite cut it and whistling is just creepy. Really amazed at what can be done without vocals, I see a great future for this band. Soothing yet styling. Ha ha. So cheesy!

JO DAY could be heard throughout the Free State. It was like a political rally with a few songs in between. Power to you girl! We’ll support your cause. We were also getting cold and kinda tired.

We hung around for WICKHEAD to see what they had brought back from the U.S. They decked out the stage and rocked more than anyone expected. It was awesome to see them again and they loved being back. We didn’t stay too long as nine hours of walking around (through thick mud in cool shoes) had caught up with us.

So many bands, so little time. I wish we could have seen them all, but Steve can only be in one…uhh…two places at a time.

Early Sunday morning, we joined pretty much the rest of the weary looking Woodstock crowd at the Shell garage for a quick breakfast, then made our way back to Joburg. This weekend was really a Steve Stevens highlight and we will definitely be back…just at a different B&B.



We were back at The Firkin in Boksburg, and I have to come clean here…I really enjoy going to this venue (not the east rand *gasp*). There is always something strange that happens every time we go, and the people are pretty odd, but it is one of the few places where you can jump around, be close to the band and sing along. The band can connect well with the crowd and more importantly, in some cases; the setting makes it easier to pass the tequila around.

THE SLICKERS were on top form as always, and they had (yet another) replacement guitarist. I’m not too sure why there is always someone new, but instead of speculating, I’m sure they have their reasons. Despite this, they always play a great set and come across as a band who have been doing this for years. They are so comfortable on stage, which makes you more attentive to the music, which too, is of a very high standard. They could easily be a headlining act and I can only see them going that way…and pretty soon. There were some sound issues, which didn’t stop the band from re-doing the songs once this was rectified. No one was complaining either. They really are THAT good.

NEWTOWN weren’t as impressive as they were the last time I saw them. I don’t know if I was expecting too much, but I got a bit bored and they drowned a bit into the background as more people arrived. I haven’t seen them often enough to say this, but it seems as though they are a bunch of people each playing their own thing instead of playing together as a band. They were still pretty good though, they just needed a bit of life added to what they were doing.

EVOLVER seem to be taking things a step up. They have some great new songs and are definitely attracting a bigger crowd. They really put their all into every gig which makes them the amazing band that they are! People are really starting to catch on to their songs and lyrics and are very receptive to everything the band do and say. Most people have got the “Lets get naked” sing-a-long part right and it fits in perfectly with the song – all the band used to get were a handful of blank faces.

Sponsors, Jose Cuervo, come to the party every time and there is always a lot of tequila in the room. And sometimes, if you’re lucky, James even shares.



Tuesday night at The Olive Lounge was another memorable one. It is such a great venue and there was a big enough crowd to create a real party vibe. All the bands that were set to play are favourites, so I’ve been looking forward to this one for a while. Evolver were playing, so Cuervo was involved again – tequila all around!

First up was Stay Astray who the two “Steves” have caught twice this week – and they blew us away both times. Last Friday we braved Vaughan’s in Edenvale where we watched them playing on a stage behind the bar which is pretty random. The stage is higher than the bar fridges – one of which lead singer and guitarist Trev decided to play on.

The stage at The Olive Lounge is much more suited for bands – especially for those who like to connect with their audience. The crowd was still pretty small, but these guys gave it their all. It is really good to see one of the up and coming bands turning so many heads. They have officially been added onto the YBSA list of favourites.

Next up were The Slickers, who were as great as always. It seems like the current band members are there to stay and have the right chemistry to make this band work. What I really like about this band is that they entered the scene with such a developed and mature sound that could make them a headline act from an early stage.

Evolver had the then, large crowd jumping around and singing along with the help of a little salt, lemon and Cuervo (you’re singing it in your head, aren’t you?). The band proved, yet again, their ability to leave a crowd wanting more. Everyone was really getting into it…there were even people stage diving which must be a first for The Olive Lounge. It’s great to see the band getting the response they deserve.

I managed to catch up with some old(er) and new(er) friends which always adds to a good evening.

See you all at the next one!



We arrived at the launch slightly later than we bargained for due to the grim weather conditions, making it just in time. The rain didn’t stop anyone as the venue was absolutely packed. It might have been more comfortable for most members of the crowd if fewer tickets had been sold, but who cares about comfort? The Parlotones were about to take to the stage and that’s all that mattered!

We spent the first 15 minutes pushing our way to the front of the stage to get a better view. We got sworn at, elbowed and stood on, but eventually succeeded and landed a sweet spot right next to the stage. The stage, as well as everything (and we mean EVERYTHING) on it was covered in tin foil. All the instruments, stands, amps, mics, wires, even some beer bottles had been covered. Glen even had a tin foil tie on at some point. It was like the aluminium version of King Midas. Between the foil and the screens all over the room – the setting was great and really effective. If you have any questions about the foil, check out the new album cover and it will all come together.

The guys played two sets mixing much loved songs from their previous album “RadioControlledRobot” in with their new material. It was such an awesome vibe that it’s difficult to say whether the band or the crowd were having a better time. Kahn pulled out his signature dance moves, which kept everyone endlessly entertained. Some people joined in – including two young versions of Kahn who can now add ‘role model’ and ‘trend setter’ to his credit.

Local musicians joined in the fun, including Sean Murphy from Evolver, who assisted Glen on keyboards for most the songs. He also did backing vocals, wore the make-up, styled his hair and tin foiled out his keyboards, making him the honorary Parlotone for the night. Other artists included one of the girls from Electro Muse, Cito (who was around to hit some of the high notes), Martin and Danny from Wonderboom. There was also a children’s choir who unfortunately couldn’t really be heard above the huge crowd, but added to the effect.

It can’t be put it more plainly – this album is going to be a hit! We weren’t sure how they were going to match up to RadioControlledRobot, but this album does it. The songs are a step in a slightly more mature direction with the sound just as distinctive. The lyrics have a different type of substance, more of a storyline and a common thread throughout. Musically, it is addictive and the songs complete each other almost in the same way as a good movie soundtrack would.

Once the band had disappeared back stage, it seemed for a moment they were going to skip the encore. It took a desperate plea from an audience member who climbed on stage, grabbed a mic, and begged for another song. The band came back and sang “Louder than Bombs” followed by their current single “Giant Mistake”. Throughout these last songs, a couple of crazy fans (the Kahn look-alikes) were jumping around on stage and singing along, much to the amusement of, well, just about everybody there!

On our way out in the early hours of Friday morning, the guys were still signing everything from albums covers to lower backs and there were still quite few people waiting their turn. The evening was over way too soon, and the most anticipated album launch of 2007 was a great success. If you haven’t got your album yet, you are leaving it way too late…

Reviewed by Kez & Clauds



{August 2, 2009}   YBSA – MIO Interview

MIO article about YBSA
Current mood: excited
Category: Music

Your Band Sucks Ass! ™
Author: Richard Rumney

YBSA (Your Band Sucks Ass) is a Myspace site with a difference. It aims at promoting local SA music, particularly rock and alternative, and shaming those local bands and musicians who essentially suck ass. It’s evolved into quite a popular Myspace site, and has made the leap onto Facebook. MIO spoke to Steve, Claudia and Kez the founders and spokesman (or should I rather say ladies)of the site about the essence of YBSA.

Richard: Explain the concept behind YBSA in a nutshell. You would seem to be an online publication, focused on local bands, providing gig guides, gig reviews, and of course your weekly KICKASS and SUCKASS band profiles, and monthly DIRTY BAND BOY and HOT BAND CHICK profiles. Elaborate on this a bit and tell us how long you’ve been up and running.

STEVE: I was born in January after an unfortunate experience with a “band” called White Rabbit. No one should be subjected to such torture and I felt it my duty to inform as many people as possible – learn from others mistakes and all that. Usually I feel bad crushing a group of white skinny kid’s dreams of playing the big stages, but sometimes the public needs to step in. The more time I spent avoiding White Rabbit, the more I realised that there were other really scary bands out there that should be avoided at all costs…

CLAUDS: YBSA is basically a space where people can openly express their opinions on local and international music. We do try to keep the focus on the local bands as much as possible though, they need the promotion far more than the international acts do.

Reviews are a great way to introduce others to new bands and bands from different areas. We review all the gigs we attend and encourage people to send in their own reviews. We post all the reviews we receive, whether we agree with them or not.

KEZ: When we started reviewing we realised that we had quite a powerful medium and dedicated ourselves to promoting bands that we thought deserved the publicity. We started on the bigger, more commercial bands and then moved towards the more unknown ones. There is so much talent roaming around and felt that if no one else is going to help these bands…we will stand up to the plate.

What makes the site successful is the balance we have between the good (Kickass band, Gig Guide, Give a Rand, Reviews, Dirty Band Boy, Hot Band Chick, etc) and the bad (Wall of Shame, Suckass band, Profile Song, Comments, and of course our pet white rabbit “Suckass”). It is an interactive site where anyone can nominate bands for any of our features and even trade bands off the Wall Of Shame.

Richard: Unlike other online publications you started as a Myspace page, and now have a parallel Facebook group, so you seem to essentially have gone the social networking route as opposed to other online publications that have a hosted website. Aside from the fact that this is a cheaper way to go, what are the advantages to having a social networking based online publication?

STEVE: I like anything that’s free. Bands don’t have money and someone would have to support our online publication in one way or another. Talk about choosing the poorest industry on the planet to promote.

CLAUDS: Since most bands already have Myspace pages it is a lot easier to get them and their fans involved with the page, all we need to do is send out a friend request. If we were a stand alone website it would be much more difficult getting the bands and individuals attention.

KEZ: The page really started as a private joke, this evolved into an email address and then into a MySpace site. The Facebook site is more of a marketing tool as Steve is no fan of the Facebook. Because we do this out of our passion for SA music, we don’t need a certain amount of “friends” or “group members” to keep it going. Page hits have dropped slightly since the whole Facebook boom, but it is still an increasingly popular site – especially among the more unknown bands. These bands now have a chance to show their name on a page visited by their target audience without having to approach recording companies or promoters.

Richard: Explain why you decided to create YBSA. A lot would seem to do with the promotion of SA music.

CLAUDS: The original concept of YOURBANDSUCKSASS was to call out all those awful bands who give SA music a bad name! But it has actually evolved into something very different, although we do still have the wall of shame and the SUCKASS band of the week, more focus is put on promoting the good SA music.

KEZ: Promotion wasn’t actually our initial concept. When we realised how big the site had grown – partly through attention from the bands – we thought it would be a good idea to give back. This wasn’t really a decision we made…things just seemed to move in that direction.

Richard: Tell us a little about the give a rand to help a band project.

STEVE: Most bands are pretty broke, and sometimes stuck living at home with their mommies until they are in their 30′s, I figured this would be a cool way to help them out. Unfortunately this concept hasn’t made a cent, never mind a rand.

KEZ: When you spend as much time as we do waiting for bands to begin their performance, you start discussing things like their looks, styles, bums and outfits. We’re girls – we can’t help it. There are a few bands that, although individually there isn’t always something wrong with what they are wearing, as a band, just aren’t pulling it off. This is where we thought we could help. Being pretty poor and spending all our hard earned cash on gigs, we could only beg on the bands behalf.

CLAUDS: The basic idea is that bands can approach us if there is something they are trying to raise money for (equipment, petrol money, clothes, eyeliner, anything really) and we will then run a campaign of sorts informing people about their plight and asking them to donate money. Hopefully one day we will actually be able to help one of the bands out with something they need…

Richard: Are you open to any genres of SA music? Although your name suggests only bands, would you be open to writing and promoting music such as House and other electronic music?

STEVE: House music sucksass! And electronic music. And White Rabbit.

CLAUDS: We are open to all genres and in actual fact I have recently been approaching people who review artists in other areas of the industry to get a bit more variety on the site. As long as it has to do with music we are happy to promote it.

KEZ: We are BIG rock music fans though, so this will always be the core of the site. The more the site changes, blog updates, ideas, influences there are, the more people get interested and the more the bands get promoted. It’s a win win situation – but we will always go back to what we know.

Richard: Tell us about your favorite Kickass band of the week, one that has made you proud of South African music.

CLAUDS: It’s no secret that we love The Parlotones, they continue to make us, and the rest of SA, very proud.

KEZ: The Parlotones!! I love this band…read all my reviews. Also loving Evolver – the most under rated band in the country – they really are good. (And they have some good-looking boys!)

Richard: And your favorite Suckass band of the week, one that has had your readers in stitches.

STEVE: Steve Hofmyr… I don’t like to share anything, not even my name!

CLAUDS: White Rabbit! After all, it was while they were performing that we came up with the idea for YBSA!

KEZ: Boabab – they’re just lucky we saw White Rabbit first.

Richard: So be warned: If you’re out there and you’re out there playing gigs and you suck, YBSA will put you in your place. But if you’re kicking ass, they’ll let you know you’re doing a good job.

Go to www.myspace.com/makeitstop to check out YBSA

Source: http://www.mio.co.za/article.php?cat=16&id=1052



{July 30, 2009}   Evolver @ Tanz Thurs 6 Sep 07
Evolver played yet another brilliant acoustic gig at Tanz Café on Thursday night. I really enjoyed it (as usual) and the sound was right up there with all other good…umm…sounds.

Moving on. The opening band were The Slickers who are becoming a firm YBSA favourite. They sound a lot like Madness – which I think is great – and all their songs are catchy and sing-a-long-able. One day I would have seen them enough to pick up on the lyrics. They do seem to have different band members to the last time I saw them. This time Verny (ex Just Jinger) was part of the group, maybe next time Suggs will make an appearance, who knows?

Evolver have climbed up another rung of Steve’s Ladder of Greatness. By taking a little fashion advice by our style gurus to heart, the boys were looking hotter than ever! Trust us – coordinated works.

My only complaint about Thursday was that I really expected there to be more people. I have seen much smaller crowds, but when you have one of SA’s top bands as well as one of the finest up and coming bands on one stage, you expect a bit more of a response.

So, with Steve being no stranger to boosting a band, here are some reasons to watch the next Evolver gig:
- Great talent doesn’t come around too often these days…ask the Idols judges, but these guys have what it takes.
- Awesome songs, new and old. You will definitely recognise a few.
- They are really nice guys (and yes, for the girls out there – they are hot)
- They are sponsored by Cuervo, and we all know sponsors mean freebies! Come get your tequila.

Most importantly:
- Steve loves them!



{July 30, 2009}   Evolver @ 88 Lounge, Norwood

I really like this venue. The crowd was great and the setting is up market, but relaxed. The staff and barmen are professional and friendly even though their bar didnt have what we wanted to drink. STOCK RED SQUARE! Their outside area is comfortable and surprisingly warm – for the middle of winter – but most importantly, they host some really awesome bands!

On Friday, thanks partly to Jose Cuervo (tequilla saves the day), Evolver were responsible for a little more hearing loss and another grumpy Saturday morning. I love Evolver (how many times can I say this), and they know how to cheer up my day! The crowd seemed to really enjoy them – there was even a girl jumping around barefoot on broken glass – and I thought I was a dedicated groupie.

After the gig, we spent some time chatting to Tulsa (drums) and James (bass) – great to officially meet you guys – good times!

If, for some bazaar reason, you havent managed to catch these guys, they’ll be playing at The Blues Room this Thursday, 28 June. See you there. Really. Be there!



Evolver have poped their Tanz Cafe cherry! Hooray!!
They started off a little reluctant, but got into the swing of things pretty quickly as the night rolled on.

Tanz is pretty awkward as you cant really jump up and bop around unless someone else is – and I’m a little too shy to start such a trend, so we sat in our seats, but still enjoyed every minute. I even had a guy almost sit on my shoulder…now how could I have experienced such a bizaar incident if I wasnt sitting in my chair? Sheesh.

James was in the spotlight again. Again. Instead of removing items of clothing in public, he decided to put on the most flamible pair of pants in the history of pants. Pity they didnt live up to their full potential, coz damn they were nasty!!

Tulsa really fits into the Evolver family well, and whether or not it’s true, he genuinly seems to be having an awesome time. Good stuff!

One Sock Thief were very Beck-like and were okay to watch. The singer even looks like Beck. I wouldnt go out to watch just them, but they are not to bad as an opening act.



The Blues Room was packed with people and smoke and dehydration and noise
and all for a good reason…The Parlotones. They are always impressive,
always entertaining, always mind-blowingly brilliant and cant get it wrong.
It was worth the pretty long wait.

The evening was opened by The Black Hotels who arent a personal favorite,
but they dont suck too badly. They sound a lot like The Levellers (remember
Dog Train) just with less angst.

If you havent caught an Evolver gig by now, you dont love yourself enough.
They are so good even Kahn wants to sing for them. Lead by Cosmopolitan’s Mr
January 2008 (my prediction) Pete, these boys go all the way. Guarenteed.



et cetera
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